I want to stick my p in your. b.
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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