I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
well most of my day revolves around power hour
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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