She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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