I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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