I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
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