I bet he comes in French.
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
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Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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