Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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