oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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