im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
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all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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