margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Where did you get a picture of my penis
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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