I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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