I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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