around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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