so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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