I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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