new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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