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I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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