When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
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