Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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