you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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