oh god the rape fog is back!
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
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Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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