I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
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Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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