should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Randomize
