i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
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