I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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