you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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