Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
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My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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