You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
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You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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