People with herpes should wear stickers.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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