so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
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you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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