I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
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We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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