I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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