I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
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You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
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