brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?