Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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