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(703): View more from Virginia

he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies

(703): View more from Virginia

and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder

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(501): View more from Arkansas

He is like the real live version of the state fair..

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(914): View more from New York

i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.

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(360): View more from Washington

I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days

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(815): View more from Illinois

he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous

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(901): View more from Tennessee

I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o

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(614): View more from Ohio

We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives

(816): View more from Missouri

ABSOLUTELY NOT

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