Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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