how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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