Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Yo dont text me then not text me
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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