last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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