There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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