ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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