So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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