How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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