Someone shit on the floor
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
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