Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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