Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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