16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
operation harelip BJ is a go
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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