You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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