Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
My life is pants optional.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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