Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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