used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
you will always have a special place in my vag
We had to coat check the pizza.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Randomize
