it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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