so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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