i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It's shark week go big or go home
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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